You know... that guy that promised himself that he was going to create a NG account... 5 years ago xD (kind late, ain't I?)
Age 31, Male
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I think of making a weekly podcast about newgrounds and all it weird stuff with my buddies, the only bad news is that is going to be in my native language, that in tthis case, is brazilian portuguese, So you may ask "why the hell guga is posting about this shit here?", Well i'm not that veteran in NG, If you can help with any information or suggestion for a theme of an episode, please leave a comment. =D
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You found the hidden skull!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
