Total Medals Earned: 378 (From 44 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,775 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/475 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/375 points)
Medals Earned: 6/18 (30/385 points)
Medals Earned: 6/18 (80/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (115/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/270 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/435 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 5/18 (35/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Complete the game.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
What a SHOCKING experience!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Cato
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Build Frankenstein's Monster
Don't skip instructions
Listen to all songs
Make 1 enemy fall with a monster piece
Squish an enemy with a monster piece
Build The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Build The Wolfman
Build The Mole Man
Build The Invisible Man
Build The Phantom of the Opera
Build Bride of Frankenstein
Make 3 enemies fall with a monster piece
Build The Mummy
Build American Werewolf in London
Collect 9 electro-tasers
Kill all enemies on screen at once with 1 acid
Build Count Dracula
Score at least 200,000 points
